1. I have a migraine.
2. I fear I am going to die at my desk.

And it's not even noon. Maybe if they allowed drinking during working hours my day would be better. Yeah, that's the ticket.

I have started a "People who need a punch in the throat" list. I'm already up to 4.
I suspect there's gonna be a lotta punchin' going on.
Yee haw.

So it's official...I'm skipping Pride this year. I think wine tasting in Niagara-on-the-Lake is a billion times better. Especially since the Totally Naked Toronto chapter won't be there. I mean, really. I'm all for nudity. But erm, guys? What's with your membership to TNT all being over the age of 50? And toting major guts? That ain't sexxy. Cover that shit up. And pass the chardonnay.